Also, you can eat pie as a MEAL because it has FRUIT in it and no one can judge you for that.Mn, apple pie a la mode... i've always wondered about a pie baked inside of a cake.that way you could eat your cake and have your pie too. The God of Cake: A Review of Hyperbole and a Half, by Megan Burnett, which compound reacts faster in an e1 reaction. No, because cake's throwability factor is just not worth the effort, while pie, on the other hand, has one of the highest throwability factors of any food item. 1. And I hate frosting so if you, like, throw all the frosting away, doesn't that make the cake more even? I love all sorts of baked goods, but pie takes the cake (pardon the pun)! It's a very weird Mayberry meets mayhem phenomenon, and I'm not sure how to handle it because I really prefer ice cream. You never had some of MY cake, I'm just sayin'.How about this... a piece of cake consisting of:chocolate cake gently brushed with vanilla syrup layered with BOTH white chocolate buttercream and thick dark chocolate ganache (fancy word for spreadable chocolate) then all smothered in vanilla buttercream and marshmallow flavored fondant (rolled VERY thinly) YUMM. "Thanks for the great read by the way :D. Hmm, well, I prefer the inside of the cake (the cake) to the outside (the frosting) and the outside of the pie (the crust) to the inside (the filling), so my findings are markedly different.Have you done any research into the phenomenon of the Bakewell tart, which is a cake inside a pie crust (with jam)? I sent you an email. But, you failed to account for the "melty" factor. I suppose it's the same as the cheesecake question. I don't really like pie. Pie is more scientifically versatile: 5. Es wird kein Kindle Gerät benötigt. Posted on January 20, 2019 January 20, 2019 by Sona. its a perfect insult. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Pie can have things in it like rhubarb. In fact, a quick search for "caked in the face" on google provides an urban dictionary definition, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake%20face, regarding makeup. Pie is definitely superior to cake as a partner to ice cream.3) Stalin did suck ass. It's even better for text wrapping, in scientific documents because of its linearity.Also - cupcakes are uniform and homogenous, and cakes make statements! Pie > Cake, but Cupcakes > Pie (just my opinion). Hands down the best cake of all but it's kinda more pie-like. Jacquie, Chart #3 reminds me of when my son was in pre-school and a student brought birthday cupcakes to the class. you would amend you post to say "that fucking awesome cake that rebekah sent me = pie." I frickin' love pie. You don't have a category devoted completely to "frosting" and "lacking frosting," where, of course, cake would come out on top.I feel the cake has been short changed here. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!4) I suppose you've never seen a circular cake, which can be cut into PIE-LIKE SECTIONS? The first few mouthfuls of cake are almost magical, but as eating continues, enjoyment drops off precipitously. Does that count as cake-relevance? My friend, Duncan (and his Mom and Dad, Mr&Mrs Hines) have opposing scientific evidence. Please people stop the madness! To be honest, I'm super jealous because I wish I had thought of a post like this for my pie blog... for some less funny and less awesome, but somewhat interesting pie talk - visit http://www.makemesomepie.com. Well you started this off with a lie. Aug 13, 2013 - Explore MaryAnn Lemon's board "Hyperbole and a Half" on Pinterest. Actually, it's basically triple pie since you need apple, pumpkin, and pecan pies to make a complete thanksgiving dessert. Just thought you would enjoy this! Thus said, I now leave it in your hands to try to counter this rock solid research, which is top secret and powerful (as you must trust).Thank you,Betty Crocker. Its like you all have forgotten about the 'mini pie' or TART! I'm going to have to disagree with you on the appropriateness of pie on birthdays. Watch your arguments ;) Other tahn taht I found it really funny. Really sucks. debate. Some have actually died after eating from sheer joy. I believe that I prefer cake but I feel compelled to endorse your theory and to comment on the comments.I don't think the cupcake defense raised by some readers works. I'd wager that 95% of cakes are in one of two flavors -- vanilla and chocolate, and the icing is similarly limited. This might stem from the fact that I hate icing (unless it's cream cheese) and that the crust is my FAVE part of the pie. You forgot another important point. So they try harder to make you feel hopeful…. http://caketroll.tumblr.com/. To a four-year-old child, it was a thing of wonder - half toy, half cake and all glorious possibility. I'd wager that 95% of cakes are in one of two flavors -- vanilla and chocolate, and the icing is similarly limited. Also MODG has a point, I have never seen funfetti pie. He probably didn't even know. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. There are no pie decorating contests. I only have one bone to pick with you, the pie crust. Simply eat a little at a time, come back when you're ready for more.2) Certainly, cake frosting is uneven. Pie, however, can be sweet, sour, or savory. You win this round, pie. It's ALWAYS someone's birthday!6) Alright, I can't find a way to spin diabetes as a positive, so I'll give you this one. Then again, if pie v. cake was an easy question, then philosophers wouldn't have spent so much time on it. One look at your "Super Pie" and I was immediately reminded of the cooking segment I saw where a guy made a dessert version of the Turducken, basically baking three different pies inside three different cake flavors and making one monster pie-cake dessert. It rocks; try it. THANKSGIVING! Heck no... you break out the baddest apple pie on the rack (which is hopefully on sale). its no contest. There are no seven-tiered wedding pies. They write short stories and poems about pie, and their graffiti always reads: "I like pie." Here is a Cake vs Pie debate on youtube.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg8LYHCtqg. So it is a easy to share as a pie ! Although the pie chart always works, I do think you preclude the possibility of a round cake chart. For his 11th birthday, I gave him a rolling pin and his friends came over and we all made pies. It's the same amount of cake and frosting, just broken into non-contiguous existence.Cheesecake, yes, 1 point for pie structure, 1 point for cake = extra credit & awesomeness.Ice cream cake & cookie cakes infringe on cake's copyright. Cake is so much more than you give it credit for!Pie is lovely, but it's no cake. Each story of her life brings in a funny perspective that will have you wanting more. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. Hmmmm...Nope. I just wanted to be the first to comment. Hyperbole And A Half Cake. I just ate ice cream cake inside a pie crust. And then... this.I am sorry... but cake rules. It can be dinner or desert. it too is clearly better than standard cake, yet can we really consider it a cake just because it is named as thus? Me, I don't know. In fact, almost never. Thanks for this. I love cake. i mean, in reality, its just a giant soft cookie, which, is infinitely better than a small HARD cookie, but is it really a cake?is it?REALLY?while we're on the subject i can't help but bring up the whole "is cheesecake REALLY cake?" Epic Half Drip Cake Tutorial- Rosie's Dessert Spot. I still agree that pie is a lot better nutritionally and in terms of variety of flavours and ingredients though. Whoever heard of a meat cake? Nearly any fruit is good in pie.Don't like fruit? you obviously eat all the wrong cake, have you ever been to a place called Europe, you can't even find pie there because it's so, what's the word, suckie in comparison. For the rest of you reading this, there's no further debate necessary: PIE RULES!!!! It was a faulty argument.4)I realize that chocolate birthday exists. Even if we restrict pies to dessert pies, they can be lemon, cherry, apple, blueberry, blackberry, pecan, coconut, peanut butter... almost anything (strangely barring grape and most citrus).The cake's advantage is artistic. (But the average pie crust is meh.). Is it pumpkin? the layers are so fucking good that i get tingly just thinking about that cake. I bought a t-shirt that said "Enjoy Pie Again!". You explain it again, hoping they’ll try a less hope-centric approach, but re-explaining your total inability to experience joy inevitably sounds kind of negative, like maybe you WANT to be depressed… I'm glad to have something I can easily send to those who have not seen the light of pie. But for different reasons. Next year, I want a birthday pie. That bit about the frosting rose made me snort. The fact is that cakes take many different shapes, while pies are limited to the boring circle. I have always wanted the scientific evidence to support my theory that pie is definitely preferable to cake. I like to have crumbs on me. !Cool beans. Tremble as I devour your points like morsels of tasty, tasty cake.1) Even your graph admits cake tastes better right off the bat. Unfortunately 3 and 4 still don't make sense. Fruit cake sucks. Gulp. 4. It's too brilliant not to. My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of sweetness. Flawless explanation of unequal frosting distribution. This comment has been removed by the author. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. Not arguing that one. Am I alone in my frosting dislike? Haha! Cake pie is the best way to commit suicide. WORD. Cake is my life. In fact there are ice cream cakes! So when she had finally gotten a handful of the cake, a chain reaction had then been set into motion. 99.9% of pies are round. Your email address will not be published. 6 Fake Advertisements Based on Real Products. I would eat all of the cake or I would evaporate from the sheer power of my desire to eat it. No, cooler! No.Sorry.I think you've been looking for spiders for too long.CAKE IS MAGIC. I argue that is a problem with the human race, not cake.2) Cake may ALSO be eaten with ice cream. Ability of enjoyment to be sustained over time, 2. Pie can also be meat!Chicken Pie, Steak Pie, Pork Pie! my faith in humanity is restored. I followed over from A Bride's Brain.FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. Just skip the crust and actual cake bits. Frosting is icky. Sponsored Links. The act of decorating a cake can polarize it and cause a dangerously uneven distribution of frosting, leading to discord and animosity during serving time. The inhomogeneity of cakes lends itself to baking them of different shapes and sizes - to create cake castles etc. But overall, as a cake person, I found myself very persuaded by your reasoning. :), Clearly two things are true here:1. Jan 13, 2019 - Explore Teresa Anderson's board "hyperbole and a half" on Pinterest. However, if your mother-in-law is like mine, then you've had to choke down a lot of bad, cardboard-crust, over-sweet, gloppy pies with a fake "MMMMMmmmmmm!" I also took the liberty suggesting ways to incorporate more pie into your blog. Cake, the worst that happens is it gets a bit dry.So, cake or pie? She accompanies these with naive drawings using Paint on her PC. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. while pie may be better than cake, where do cookie cakes rank in all this? Pizza cake appears merely to be a cake masquerading as pizza...see Google. Touching, absurd, and darkly comic, Allie Brosh's highly anticipated book Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to … He would adore this post, but I can't show him all those f-bombs. Cookies. Also, Red Velvet cake is a wonderful Christmas cake, so cake should be higher for Christmas.And although you touch on frosting in #3, it is all about the flavor ratio. Puppy Cake Ideas. well im the one who made pinkkkkky for her, so you know what kinda stuff im into :). i feel stabby!!" See more ideas about Hyperbole and a half, Hyperbole, Bones funny. Fruit cake sucks. Spiders are Scary. OMGoodness! But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. totally pie appropriate. It makes me nervous. Pie is just so much more versatile too. Because that would make sense. The One. They are just ice cream or cookie with frosting & cake-style embellishments. Each story of her life brings in a funny perspective that will have you wanting more. 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